A Florida woman was arrested after throwing a bucket of urine on her neighbor last week after being fed up with a poultry mess on her patio.
According to the arrestest affidavit, on May 8, Christine Terman, 57, a resident of the Palm Haven Mobile Home in St. Petersburg, Terman was mad at the victim for “his chickens pooping on the back patio.”
So, like any reasonable adult would do, Terman went inside of her home, and retrieved a bucket of pee from her bathroom.
Terman then walked outside onto the patio and threw the bucket at the make victim’s face. Deputies say the victim was not only doused with pee but also was injured from the bucket hitting him in the face.
According to the deputies in Pinellas County, when they arrived at the scene, the victim was wet and smelled of urine.
Terman admitted to deputies that she slung the bucket at the neighbor.
Terman was booked into the Pinellas County Jail but later released after posting a $500 bond.
Editors note: If you have chickens, you shouldn’t let them defecate on your neighbor’s patio. That’s rude. If you have a bucket of urine in your bathroom, that could also be a problem.