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Florida Teen Arrested After Returning To Crime Scene To Get His Buddie’s Gucci Sandals

A Florida man in the making. After committing a home burglary, a 16-year-old Florida teen was arrested trying to retrieve his friend’s Gucci sandals. While a homeowner was golfing behind his home on Sunday, he noticed two bikes on the backside of his house and…

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76 year old Gary Van Ryswyk

You’ve Gotta Be Nuts! Florida Man Submits To Voluntary At-Home Castration, Would-Be Urologist Gets 3 Years

Warning: Graphic Language Proving there is a vas deferens in normal and not so normal people, 76-year-old Gary Van Ryswyk of Sebring, Florida has pleaded nolo contendere to charges he removed a man’s testicles in his home. In an apparent attempt to kill two birds…

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Florida Man Sticks His Hand In A Jaguar Cage At The Zoo, Jaguar 1 – Florida Man 0

Now, what did you think would happen Florida man? A Florida man in his 20’s, was hospitalized, Wednesday, after jumping over a barrier at the ‘Range of the Jaguar’ exhibit located inside of the Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens and then inserting his hand into the…

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Shark Bites Man’s Butt One Week After A Drunk Man Was Killed By A Shark While Peeing On The Same Beach

Madeline Dovi  A man survived after a shark forcibly chomped his butt at Piedade Beach near the city of Jaboatão dos Guararapes, Brazil, the New York Post reported Tuesday. Everton dos Reis Guimaraes, 32, was reportedly squatting in the water when the shark allegedly bit him in the rear,…

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“C’Mon Momma” Florida Woman Steals $294 In Merch From Walmart Using Dollar General Bag And A Scooter

A Florida woman was being sought by deputies after stealing $294 worth of merchandise from Walmart using Dollar General bags and escaping to her car on a scooter. Update- This woman was identified and arrested. Lana Lucas, 59, was arrested by deputies on Monday, July…

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‘One Stroke Led To A Stroke’ 51-Year-Old Right Handed Man Survives

An unnamed 51-year-old Japanese man who is right-handed, suffered a life-threatening stroke after a masturbation session, according to a January case study in the Journal of Stroke and Cerebrovascular Diseases. According to the study, the man was unmarried and had a habit of masturbating several…

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