We all make choices in life, sometimes smart ones, sometimes not. A Florida Sheriff has released a series of events, in a timeline format, that led to a grand theft auto suspect’s leg in the mouth of K-9 Colt.
According to investigators, Gerard Davis stole a car, and well, we will just let the Sheriff say it.
“So this is the “Stupid Choice” Timeline that Gerard Davis followed to get a ride to the hospital and then the Brevard County Jail,” said Sheriff Wayne Ivey of Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.
- Stupid Choice Number One: Steal A Car In Brevard County
- Stupid Choice Number Two: Get In A Pursuit With Brevard County Sheriff’s Deputies In The Car You Just Stole
- Stupid Choice Number Three: Attempt To Outrun And Flee From The Brevard County Sheriff’s Office Aviation Unit In The Stolen Car.
- Stupid Choice Number Four: Crash The Stolen Car Into A Stump
- Stupid Choice Number Five: Run From The Stolen Car You Just Crashed And Hide Knowing That K-9 Colt Is On Duty
- Stupid Choice Number Six: Don’t Give Yourself Up When We Announce “We Are Turning K-9 Colt Loose If You Don’t Come Out”
- Stupid Choice Number Seven: Thinking K-9 Colt Wouldn’t Find You!!
- Stupid Choice Number Eight: Assuming That K-9 Colt Wouldn’t Bite You In The Leg
- Stupid Choice Number Nine: Forgetting That This Is Brevard County And We Have Zero Tolerance For Crime
“Moral of the story: Don’t Make Stupid Choices In Brevard County And You Don’t Have To Worry About K-9 Colt Trying To Rip Your Leg Off,” said Sheriff Wayne Ivey.
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