Ok, stay with me on this one, you really can’t make this up.
A 28-year-old Florida man has been arrested after beating his ex-boyfriend in an early morning confrontation about his desire for uncircumcised manhood.
Kyle Elias Perez, 28, who shares the home with the victim, woke the man up around 5:15 am on May 4th and the screaming ensued.
Police say Perez started yelling at the ex-boyfriend about “having no compassion” for his desire for “uncircumcised penis’.”
Perez then attacked the man, grabbing his left arm and striking the man in the face with a closed fist. Perez went on to pull the man’s hair.
According to the arrest affidavit, deputies said Perez screamed at the victim for “having no compassion for the arrested’s mutilated genitals.” We can only assume Perez himself is cut.
Police say the victim has visible abrasions, scratching, and redness.
Perez fled the scene on foot into an alley behind the home, where officers located him hiding behind a car.
Perez was arrested and charged with misdemeanor domestic battery and booked into Pinellas County Jail.